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杂文》 Dog 》 Dog      Li Huiying

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　　Primary school textbooks gave me the initial impression of the dog.
　　"Dog vigil."
　　Old dog is called dog, and later called the dog. But no, dogs are always dogs, Qin, Emperor of the world, some are still called a dog, but when printed before the dog called in the book, all using the word "dog" and the words jump since the big dog puppy After passage of textbooks, on the dog We describe, seems to rarely use "dog" of the.
　　Dogs and dogs, dogs and dog, this is the same animal two terms, at most, only a different title on it the responsibility of the vigil, it seems that man'd already provided, and discuss to others who want to paparazzi, but also most of them said it prepared to leave the door look at the vigil.
　　Dogs have dog style, whether it is the "big black", "rhubarb," or "James", "John", the situation is identical. They all know how to "Gouzhangrenshi", as long as the owner in front of the large power and prestige, the arrogance of-sheng, it is incredible; but a master of when to leave, you lose it a stone and hit it shrill barking, it goeth to forget the awkward situation of the time.
　　Dogs better known as the "leaning more to win" strategy, this sentence is about every Chinese person knows: "The tiger from the mountains were dogs bully."
　　Tiger is the king of the beasts, but it can only take the mountain king, leaving the mountains, lost power and prestige, takes two to tango, the dog will be happy to lean on him more than a few mouthfuls of a bite for the win.
　　Dog's heart is not above-board light, you ever heard someone say, "ungrateful" this sentence? This is why it will bite you sneak behind you the truth, it is what it's root.
　　Turgenev's "Hunter Diaries", written hunting scenes, and even the Ministry of Tolstoy that brilliant masterpiece, "War and Peace", the nobles also written on how to hunt. In hunting, the most is the lack of no less than those dogs. They capture those injured small animals, dumping out the slaughter of all the mad, the result put on a sympathetic look tame home, bloody mouth, hunting products, was presented to his master, to see them shaking flatter tail, it is The discussions take favor.
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　　Now let us look at the country dog.
　　When you go looking for sincere friends and relatives to visit so special, they mostly lying at the entrance with several watchdog. As long as a stranger, they virtually determine the defense strategy. If you wear beautiful, they are as casual as laziness, seeing you walk in the door, as in the Han Shui deliberately closed eyes, back from the dead, but one slip your feet, it will monitor your eyes half closed , as if to say: "I see you in the end what kind of guy!"
　　If you wear rags, and obviously just passing from the door, at best, but curiosity you a glimpse toward the door, well, the dogs put on a ferocious to the plenary power and prestige, stopped in your way, you are surrounded, as if not You destroy the thief, you can not take credit for the master, like. Local people say Hong Kong is a human too thin, only on clothes than to men, in fact, those housekeeping Goucai really understand the reason herein.
　　What you been to town? Qutan old friends not seen relatives and friends? When you approach the gates to those people, I ask you, you can be met without such an extreme dislike of the dog?
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　　People in the city, heavily fortified, and the porters functional virtually lifted the dog. What vigil, it is not necessary, since they are fed by the activities of a plaything for the Miss after his wife, it touches on a board goal to improve the sound of more than ten times the price.
　　They put on a beautiful collar and mask, fur, washed clean, the meal the couple of pounds of beef, may be down to eat their appetite, they often blend into the crowd, forgetting that they are the animals that walk on four legs .
　　They are not the gatekeeper for the owner, is master of entertainment for the doll. When embarked on a pasture, the owner began to entertainment with them. A ball thrown to the dogs to make a beautiful posture, ran back to the title, the owner of the handkerchief fell to the street, they will be the title of silence, the power sent to the offer. Back home, if the dog is a light, it will snuggle with the owner, with the rotating eye romance it.
　　The owner happy, shouted:
　　"Make a roll!"
　　The dog rushed to his lie down, regardless of whether the tail Luangun head up, rolled East, rolled into the West, have rolled pant, and at it.
　　"Bye."
　　The owner had just shouted out, and the dog sat up the upper body, two front legs stretched out, and make believers worship in general.
　　"Well, well, to strike."
　　After hearing the dog, then went to the master side, like a baby's chasing its tail to be played out into a little baby.
　　This dog, dog with different country, good food, good decoration, they really enjoy the blessing, only a thin two hind legs can not stand up straight, except you still have lice.
　　IV
　　Most happy to discuss the owner, in fact, a dog or two legs, because the dog in addition to "Gouzhangrenshi," but it also knows how to lie, how to flatter the most rare is that they have also hid the tail, with more than four-legged dog more wisdom.
　　Explanatory Note
　　Li Huiying (1911-1992), County of Jilin, Jilin Province. Many books.

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