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狗 Dog
李辉英 Li Huiying
Dog
一
小学教科书给了我最初对于狗的印象。
“犬守夜。”
原来狗是叫做犬的，后来叫做狗了。但不对，狗总是狗，秦皇、汉武之世，大约 也还是叫狗的，不过前时印在书上的狗称呼，全用的是“犬”字，自从大狗叫小狗跳 的教科书通行以后，关于狗的描叙，似乎就很少用“犬”了。
犬与狗，狗与犬，本是一样动物的两个名词，顶多只不过是称谓上的不同，它的 守夜之责，似乎倒是早就为人规定了，向别人讨要狗仔的人，也多半说预备留它来看 门守夜的。
狗有狗的派头，无论是“大黑”、“大黄”，或是“詹姆”、“约翰”，情形完 全相同。它们全懂得如何去“狗仗人势”，只要在主人的面前，威风之大，气焰之盛， 令人不能置信；但一当离开主人，你丢它一颗石子，打得它尖声狂吠时，它就忘记夹 着尾巴逃跑时的狼狈情形了。
狗更熟知于“倚多为胜”的战略，这一句话，大约是每个中国人所深知的：“虎 离深山被犬欺。”
老虎是万兽之王，但它只能坐山为王，离开深山，失掉威风，孤掌难鸣，狗也就 乐得倚多为胜咬他几口了。
狗的心地并不磊落光明，你是否听过别人说过“狼心狗肺”这句话？这就是它为 什么会在你身后偷偷咬你一口的道理，便也正是它的根性。
屠格涅夫的《猎人日记》，写过打猎的场面，连托尔斯泰那部辉煌巨著《战争与 和平》里，也写上了贵族们如何打猎的。在打猎中，最缺少不下的就是那些猎狗。他 们捕捉那些受伤的弱小禽兽，倾出全部的虐杀狂，结果偏又装出驯服到家的样子，衔 着血淋淋的猎获品，呈献给他的主人，看它们摇着献媚的尾巴，正是为的讨取欢心。
二
如今我们且先看看乡下的狗。
当你去找寻亲戚朋友做专诚的拜访时，他们的大门口多半横卧着几条看门狗。只 要是一位生客，它们就无形中决定了防御战略。如果你的穿戴漂亮，它们便装成疏懒 像，眼看你走进大门，会故意闭上如在鼾睡的眼睛，不理不睬，但是你的脚步一滑过， 它就会半睁着眼睛监视你，仿佛它在说：“我看你到底是什么样的家伙！”
如果你穿戴褴褛，明明只是从门口路过，充其量不过是好奇心驱使你朝门内看上 一眼，好，几条狗就全会装出凶恶的威风，拦住了你的去路，包围了你，仿佛不消灭 了你这窃贼，就无法在主人面前邀功似的。人们说香港这地方人情太薄，只重衣裳不 重人，其实，那些看家狗才真正明白此中的道理的。
你下过乡么？去探看过亲朋故旧没有？当你走近那些人家的大门口时，我再问你， 你可会遇见过这种极端讨厌的狗没有？
三
城市里的人家，门禁森严，守门的职司无形中给狗解除了。守夜么，也不太必要， 自从它们被豢养为小姐太太的活动玩物之后，倒是一登龙门，提高了十倍以上的声价。
它们戴上了漂亮的项圈和口罩，皮毛洗得干干净净的，每餐的两斤牛肉，可能吃 倒了它们的胃口，它们常常混迹在人群里，忘记了自己是用四条腿走路的动物。
它们不是替主人看门的，是替主人消遣的玩偶。一当走上了草场，主人就开始娱 乐着它们。一只皮球掷出去了，狗做出优美的姿式，跑过去给衔回来，主人的手帕落 到街道上，它们也会默默的衔起，送上去献功。回到家里，假如是一支小巴狗，它还 会偎依着主人，用转动的眼睛谈情说爱呢。
主人高兴了，喊了一声：
“打个滚！”
狗赶忙把自己卧倒，不管脑袋不管尾巴的乱滚起来，滚到东，滚到西，滚得发喘 了，才肯停止。
“拜拜。”
主人刚刚喊出来，狗就坐直了上半身，伸出两支前腿，做出信徒一般的膜拜。
“好了，好了，来罢。”
狗听完话，跑到主人身边，撒娇的摇头摆尾，变成了被戏耍的小宝贝。
这样的狗，跟乡下的狗不同，好的饮食，好的装饰，它们真正享了福，只差还不 能站直两支后腿，只差身上还有虱子。
四
最能讨主人欢喜的，其实还是两条腿的狗，因为这种狗除了“狗仗人势”之外， 它更懂得了如何说谎，如何献媚，最难得的还在于它们已经藏起了尾巴，有着比四条 腿狗更多的智慧。
【注释】
李辉英（１９１１—１９９２），吉林省吉林县人。著作多种。
A
Primary school textbooks gave me the initial impression of the dog.
"Dog vigil."
Old dog is called dog, and later called the dog. But no, dogs are always dogs, Qin, Emperor of the world, some are still called a dog, but when printed before the dog called in the book, all using the word "dog" and the words jump since the big dog puppy After passage of textbooks, on the dog We describe, seems to rarely use "dog" of the.
Dogs and dogs, dogs and dog, this is the same animal two terms, at most, only a different title on it the responsibility of the vigil, it seems that man'd already provided, and discuss to others who want to paparazzi, but also most of them said it prepared to leave the door look at the vigil.
Dogs have dog style, whether it is the "big black", "rhubarb," or "James", "John", the situation is identical. They all know how to "Gouzhangrenshi", as long as the owner in front of the large power and prestige, the arrogance of-sheng, it is incredible; but a master of when to leave, you lose it a stone and hit it shrill barking, it goeth to forget the awkward situation of the time.
Dogs better known as the "leaning more to win" strategy, this sentence is about every Chinese person knows: "The tiger from the mountains were dogs bully."
Tiger is the king of the beasts, but it can only take the mountain king, leaving the mountains, lost power and prestige, takes two to tango, the dog will be happy to lean on him more than a few mouthfuls of a bite for the win.
Dog's heart is not above-board light, you ever heard someone say, "ungrateful" this sentence? This is why it will bite you sneak behind you the truth, it is what it's root.
Turgenev's "Hunter Diaries", written hunting scenes, and even the Ministry of Tolstoy that brilliant masterpiece, "War and Peace", the nobles also written on how to hunt. In hunting, the most is the lack of no less than those dogs. They capture those injured small animals, dumping out the slaughter of all the mad, the result put on a sympathetic look tame home, bloody mouth, hunting products, was presented to his master, to see them shaking flatter tail, it is The discussions take favor.
II
Now let us look at the country dog.
When you go looking for sincere friends and relatives to visit so special, they mostly lying at the entrance with several watchdog. As long as a stranger, they virtually determine the defense strategy. If you wear beautiful, they are as casual as laziness, seeing you walk in the door, as in the Han Shui deliberately closed eyes, back from the dead, but one slip your feet, it will monitor your eyes half closed , as if to say: "I see you in the end what kind of guy!"
If you wear rags, and obviously just passing from the door, at best, but curiosity you a glimpse toward the door, well, the dogs put on a ferocious to the plenary power and prestige, stopped in your way, you are surrounded, as if not You destroy the thief, you can not take credit for the master, like. Local people say Hong Kong is a human too thin, only on clothes than to men, in fact, those housekeeping Goucai really understand the reason herein.
What you been to town? Qutan old friends not seen relatives and friends? When you approach the gates to those people, I ask you, you can be met without such an extreme dislike of the dog?
C
People in the city, heavily fortified, and the porters functional virtually lifted the dog. What vigil, it is not necessary, since they are fed by the activities of a plaything for the Miss after his wife, it touches on a board goal to improve the sound of more than ten times the price.
They put on a beautiful collar and mask, fur, washed clean, the meal the couple of pounds of beef, may be down to eat their appetite, they often blend into the crowd, forgetting that they are the animals that walk on four legs .
They are not the gatekeeper for the owner, is master of entertainment for the doll. When embarked on a pasture, the owner began to entertainment with them. A ball thrown to the dogs to make a beautiful posture, ran back to the title, the owner of the handkerchief fell to the street, they will be the title of silence, the power sent to the offer. Back home, if the dog is a light, it will snuggle with the owner, with the rotating eye romance it.
The owner happy, shouted:
"Make a roll!"
The dog rushed to his lie down, regardless of whether the tail Luangun head up, rolled East, rolled into the West, have rolled pant, and at it.
"Bye."
The owner had just shouted out, and the dog sat up the upper body, two front legs stretched out, and make believers worship in general.
"Well, well, to strike."
After hearing the dog, then went to the master side, like a baby's chasing its tail to be played out into a little baby.
This dog, dog with different country, good food, good decoration, they really enjoy the blessing, only a thin two hind legs can not stand up straight, except you still have lice.
IV
Most happy to discuss the owner, in fact, a dog or two legs, because the dog in addition to "Gouzhangrenshi," but it also knows how to lie, how to flatter the most rare is that they have also hid the tail, with more than four-legged dog more wisdom.
Explanatory Note
Li Huiying (1911-1992), County of Jilin, Jilin Province. Many books.
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