予素不工书故砚笔墨皆取具而已作诗自嘲
予素不工书故砚笔墨皆取具而已作诗自嘲 Therefore, the book does not work for Yan Su Pen and ink (=pen-and-ink) Were taken with That is all poetry Joked

诗人: 陆游 Lu You
  我昔生兵间,淮洛靡安宅。
  紞髦入小学,童卯聚十百。
  先生依灵肘,教以兔园册。
  仅能记姓名,笔砚固不择,
  灶煤磨断瓦,荻管随手画。
  稍长游名场,麤若分菽麦。
  偶窥文房谱,虽慕无由获。
  笔惟可把握,墨取黑非白,
  砚得石即已,殆可供捣帛。
  从渠膏梁子,窃视笑哑哑。