No way to make money: comedian laugh, amused by the representative works. Comic contest won third prize in 2008. Comedian funny humor laugh and laugh performances left a deep impression on the audience, especially in the talent show they imitate Adu, Tommy and singing Jingyuntaigu, are impressed.
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2 today for everyone to show I am so happy! 1 hey you first minute, I ask you about 2 ah! What do you eat 1 2 ah / 1 is not is not, you do? 2 Oh, I mean comic comedian 2 1 Oh yeah. . . . 1 It is no wonder that! Oh come on guys you are under the 2 O so like you guys like me this is one reason why it Oh! 2 can not see it? 1 how pull? This is my 2 ah 1 ah 2 to the station the young, the spirit of a Yo 2 handsome guy 1 and 2
1 ex. . Below you see some reasons you do you see, you said to grow into his can be considered the kind of guy in our ranks in it? 1 2 handsome guys you said the truth you are really you say the two of us and Kazakhstan to the station is pretty long I was his long ugly? 1 2 Aung you say you do not you say that there is no right answer here, ah a yeah yeah I'll give you 2 do not give a joke I joke! Hey you say you see a comic joke is not quite like you! 2, that is quite a comedian and also a feature of love! 2 What are the characteristics? 1 This vision is particularly good
2 hey? 1, no matter what people say ah he is from your eyes as long as one had 2 Oh? 1, there is no need to take your look the other way 2 Um um um ah. . . 1 Take your bladder swept away (pause) hey
2 Um um um! ! 1 is called the corner of my eye to the corner of Aung swept Kazakhstan 2 embarrassed to love
1 You can tell this person is doing is like observing life 2 Oh Oh
1 is too much from you today so yeah you sweep sweep sweep sweep me what you think I am like the
2, which swept the cut out of this Yes I 1 I do not test you do I will let you guess you can guess I am an entrepreneur? Ah? 1 O 2 entrepreneurs how do you know? 2 Oh crap you do not tell me you! 2 en 1 1 no no no no joke I really was an entrepreneur! 1 I 2 I really entrepreneurs have a large company that I own stem 2 What is the business that your company? 1 is not a business you have to say we told you that in fact, almost all comic dialogues! 2 Oh? 1 belong to the living by talking! Oh, that is by 2 1 ah ah comic dialogue with you but the only one difference that 2 1 is not the same as how you perform to the outside is not finished until some people give money to two pairs are so expensive! 1 We are the people to give money to say Oh 1 a 2 a hey to a one to two is not! How did you say ah 1 I did not tell you about it! Are all the same how do you say how to say we Aung 2 2 O 1 is the first stage then, we bow ah! 1 We first Zuo Yi ah! 2 Oh? ? The first sentence is the folks that we have Hello everybody a fellow who we are good enough to check that 1 2 2 behind us much more than check that you have encouraged me to encourage you to have pity on me 1, 2, 1 want you to the point of applause I hope you to stutter ah `` (crying)
2 say so busy that you love to open a beggar company ah! 1 you tired of not annoying
1 We are not called beggars What is it called the company 2 1 cai 2 beggar in the company in the beggar beggar ah? 1 2 ah people beggars beggar beggar that beggar in medicine, but that the beggar beggar us ah 1 ah 2 ah is to beggar you Right, right! Hey I see people that are older beggar ah either a physical disability or else
1 en 2 people can not manage to work ah! I like them 2 1 ah? 1 is not working a job I can not stand 2 how do you now? 1 2 You say you tired of your young ah, you have to do much more to learn what you contribute to society! 1 ah 2 has a great military strategist once said about what such a sentence 1 O 2 1 Yo to do something meaningful will range from 2 who said promises of more than three Yeah (laughs) 1 is a military strategist do that is 2, this means you do not hey
1 I tell you that it is now generally improved standard of living that everyone in his pocket all the money, 2 ah
1 point this out to me point out that more meaningful to me Oh ah 2 This is called indolent
1 What are indolent ah now I go out I need not take the initiative to give myself to someone I (2 where ah so good things
1 love to have met such a good thing is you 1, 2, two days to Chinese New Year 2 ah 1 I am a man walk on the road in Malaysia 2 Well 1 day special and very cold I wear thin 2 ah
1 At that time I walked this time I thought, hey who is going to give me a quilt from heaven like the rush has just finished a quilt 2 ah? 1 Oh I wrapped the quilt warmer and more, ah ha Oh, 1 2 this time if there is a bed and covered it would be more comfortable bashing Rights 2 en 1 2 `hey mat and a large fall from the sky?
2 ah? 1 I was on my pillow, quilt covered bed, and looked on me in that, ah and so on. . . 2 What are you waiting for ah 1 I waited for his wife has dropped to 2, you you you that you that you do not say much for ah 1 that woman you really pull down the 2 ah? One thing to be cut back to not go back up 2) 1 Oh no matter how you say since we are getting better and better trading dry 2 ah ah 1 a fire in this business have also changed our mode of operation 2 is ah one you see you guys look at that beggar is not normally have to take a pot 2 are so expensive right, right ah one day I was so happy I put two pots of it is doing here 2 1 2 I opened a branch store that you are called to open 1 Well, Alas! You usually run into the way we usually give you how much? 2 to give him a one or two hymns 1 to the number of hair? 1 2 hair cut a couple of beggars that you sent clearly the price we are now a quick hey are you going to do is going to do a quick little more money I do not why a minimum 2 2 talk to you minimum? 1 You do not lose you give me a dollar back to you after I read it fifty cents a piece of paper 2 is? Oh ah 2 1 Fanquan This also pay attention to your feelings on the back to eat 100 1 50 ah Oh this sale click on the fire, a fire damaged a business, a beggar 2 O 2, the company is not enough manpower shortage Hack 1 ... ah ... ah right or else we'll take about altogether, where you help us in our beggar Bubu 2 ah 1 I can not pay I will give you a raise 2 Hack? Hey ah 1 2 1 2 that's not how to you go to a love that we do not want you I do not want to go 2 1 Well you guys so long you look you look fat and you see that long Who can give you as you do it by O 2 Ang you mean I want you to have to go to a full capacity of that? 1 2 cosmetic disfigurement disfigurement not the best? 1 disfigured a look how this man has given to so Cana 2 more people to the many kind friends I have not one you can put money back to plastic surgery after the 2 I'm all right I'm sick ah I doing here I toss him a look ah this image to one of the areas just 2 ah 1 that there must have quality in all aspects of 2 ah ah you talk to your quality of beggar? 1 I found that you always look down on us ah 2 ah? 1, line dry our practice every day know what? 2 you still practice? A nonsense fight every morning the first thing the eye to find nobody is directed at children face the wall began practicing this dignified dignified 2 Oh 1 you ask me to eat Southern fried balls of red fire balls balls balls 2 hey Sixi trekking trip. . . Do not say you said this I already know the name ah 1, 2 we do this we have several paragraphs on such a day comedians can not practice the one ah This is what the internal materials within ah 2 ah 1 ah 2 This material name of the dish is reported to say ah 1 ah 2 ah ah you said this not ah 2 1 how should I not ask you to eat a beggar you sick ah me please who have Chiqu 2 Ang 1 so you ask me to eat 2 that you also pay attention to that one is finished a course in a school two ah we have to learn to learn we have to practice every day performing physical practice this figure is 2 1 Ngong finished a practice that no one you give your money to our friends 2 O 1 practice every day the figure is 1,234,562 ha ha hey ah really like this to learn a third kind of look like you know everything 1 2 love this jargon is to fight school over 2 you still fighting a fight Oh, we are too we must give our customers a battle of wits 2 O of different people in different environments with different state of mind to do psychological warfare with them than we can fight 2 1 ah 2 ah 1 that, of course with you, for example for example, I told love your girlfriend is that hey did not you do anything 2 ah me! an expensive for you and my girlfriend 2 ah? A cough that you and your girlfriend is 2 ah 1 that love it if this time if I hand him a hundred percent on the pediment you have to give me 2 1 Why should I give you, ah You see friends that you do not understand this every move when you have all been concerned about your girlfriend Oh ah 2 1 out money if you openly gave me 2 ah 1 your girlfriend on the side of a Kane! ! ! Wow this guy thiazolyl kind-hearted soul, but really nice and helpful it definitely hurt me if the married ah 2 1 (simultaneously) What! * 2 Do not say so Me and this one object can get two that I do not want to give it an honest people do not you hate it too hard treat cold-hearted cold-blooded hey he does not love does not give you do not you go to my we hey wait a minute to go both 2 1 how to come back? 2 1 So cough up this psychological warfare operator you say we win 2 of my good intentions to give money to him playing his nerve to give me an eye-Oh is not that you eat by IQ 2 you say you do not lack the arm You do not do something lame I did not get down to business not ah 1 tell you I get down to business you can not do it how friends 2 2 1 tired ah how do you die you die to let everyone comfortable ah must be clear that millions of people next time Do not let's not give money to poor people a look that said more nicely now he ah you do not give you that time you do not give what we have strategies 2 strategy 1 we give you 2 learn 2 do not give a more 1 bucket 2 does not give you do not love a good fight 1 2 standard lazy you are waiting for me to want to see what new tricks he has a singing talent show 2 1 2 Shuoxuedouchang I tell you you're singing bleeding I do not give to that stingy you do what I've seen you know! 1 Today, I either sing it out to you the money I tell you that I am not a beggar 2 new century beggar? 1 Mother ah. . . . . In the sitting Members uncle and aunt uncle ah you are kind-hearted I take my life experience to talk to you ah also ask you what your home a lot of help from? Northeastern Northeastern 1 2 2 where I lived in the northeast of Heilongjiang 1 ah poor village in Heilongjiang Huangshan Soil ridge that my mother was ill in bed how sad heart 2 Ai Aiai son did not take this joke a real mother who gave you kidding me really want to Mother to go home to visit my ah 1 2 back pockets empty I really want to go to the hospital Dangdang I is not going to sell my plasma 2 is not that thing we sell organs or keep one up as long as you control a perfectly healthy I am my mother ah 2 all sold out it anyway as you say I have to buy you a ticket to a train back home if I sit 2 ah 1 2 that is too slow for a long time how to do that I would like to discuss with you that one can discuss can not train it into civil 2 tickets I have bought you a first class the other end it is best to position 2, etc. I see that you are a liar a cheat it does not cheat hack how can you not cheat did you get sore again say in the past you can not cheat this time 5 back to top ah ah So now the top of a cheat 2 cheat heard over the past 5 |