① amusing words or things: He would tell jokes | first time to Shanghai, sudden, a lot of jokes. ② sneer; laugh: Do not joke people. ③ style name. Are short, simple and clever story, often unexpected, the artistic effect achieved laugh. Most revealing in the perverse phenomenon of life, ironic and entertaining. Its fun there are hierarchical. San Guowei Handan Chun's "Humor" is a joke now see the first book. Today all the series of "ancient jokes," jokes a more detailed collection of ancient equipment.
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xiào huà
The topic of a laugh
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No. 4
This whole story is absurd result of a joke
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No. 5
Mean people with contempt
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No. 6
That laugh. Tang Anonymous "Zhao Xue Biography": "Zhao potential between the west of the ancient temple, and night, Delicate-Jiao, see the order there are three beautiful rooms to joke."
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No. 7
Sarcastic; laugh. Yuan Wang Ye "Peach girl" fourth act: "Yesterday uploading of your home to make a marriage ... ... no wine no pulp, not a Road program booklet, it was a joke." "The Water Margin," the second time: "Po-resistant Zhesi joke My Rod. "" Dream of Red Mansions, "the 40th back:" This is our family's rules, to be wrong, we joke yet. "Sha Ding," Return of the Native mind "4:" He's the cop, because it simple, he feared a pair of old jokes he shields his wife. "
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No. 8
A laugh a conversation or story. Qing Li Yu's "buffoonery under lyrics Occasional Enjoyment": "I had no intention to tell jokes, jokes compelling to behold." "Dream of Red Mansions" fifth five back: "tell many jokes to make fun of." Ding Ling "Wei Hu" Chapter III: "He also told a French joke, that he imitate the French accent and demeanor show for a while." Ai Wu, "jokes one": "We the countryside, a joke. "
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No. 9
Funny; absurd. Hong Shen "Hong rice," the second act: "a joke, I did not know how, which should be your field, your two dozen kung, is it worth the money!" Li Jie "The Omen Dance" the first chapter: " This can only deceive ourselves, in fact, never lie down, be it ever intended to deceive? said to be deceived Japanese? also joking. "
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No. 10
That funny thing; absurd things. "Hua Yue" Fourth nine back: "This is a fellow named Irving's get out of the joke." Lao She "saleswoman" Act III: "Otherwise we prepare will a joke!"
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Jokes definitions
1. Joke Noun: a joke, a joke Laughingstock, jokes No need to take seriously the matter; easy thing; easy task Verb: joke Open ... joke, teasing 2. Jest ① amusing words or things: he would tell jokes; first trip to Shanghai, created a lot of jokes. ② sneer; laugh: Do not joke people. ③ style name. Are short, the story is simple but ingenious, often unexpected, made laugh artistic effect. Most revealing life perverse phenomenon, ironic and entertaining. Its taste has a hierarchical. San Guowei Handan Chun "Humor" is a joke now see the earliest writings. People today are series of "ancient jokes" collection of ancient joke more detailed preparation. English to explain a joke Noun. N 1.a joke; a jest; a funny story 2.to ridicule; to laugh at 3.a cause for ridicule; a laughable mistake Joke Verb. V 1.a joke; a jest; a funny story 2.to ridicule; to laugh at 3.a cause for ridicule; a laughable mistake Joke is a very hot topic, joke in the end is what? Can not find clear and consistent explanation. Joke comes from life, is learned. Joke is an art form through language processing, is the art of language. Joke an artistic method, this method causes to laugh as a means of literary and artistic works of art.
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Jokes structure
Almost all jokes contain two components: the first is the beginning of a joke (example: One day, bread and buns dispute ...), and the second is the punchline is an unexpected, or the exact opposite of the plot and reality or critical, but also the most important part of a joke, and this point can not let the audience laugh amused, will be key to the success of this joke.
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Joke of the three elements
There are arguments that, a good joke has three elements: Superiority: To give people a certain sense of superiority. Eliminate tension: To eliminate tension caused by anxiety. Content stupid: its content was surprisingly stupid.
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Psychology joke
Humans are not the only animals laugh. Non-human primates in social activities will laugh. This behavior is passed to the other groups, a kind of emotion, you can relieve stress, regulate conflicts between groups. Caused by human humor laugh in the process can be divided into several stages. The first stage is crucial, first heard a joke, the outcome to be unreasonable, unexpected. The second phase, started thinking to explain this unreasonable or surprised. Finally, understanding the brain to accept the formation of a sense of humor and laugh at the same time. These stages is caused by a neurotransmitter called dopamine (a kind of brain chemicals) responsible for completion. Dopamine makes us feel comfortable laughing at the time. Some studies suggest that regular contact with interesting things to improve the health status of people with chronic diseases. Thus it seems the old saying, "Laughter is the best medicine" is a maxim called it.
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Joke type
[Career-type joke] Occupation type of jokes mainly ironic that occupation for some sectors of human weakness Lawyer Jokes There are many jokes about lawyers in some parts of the country, because local lawyer gives the impression of poor, greedy image: Q: When you and a murderer, a rapist and a lawyer trapped in a house, you only two bullets in the gun, how would you do? A: The lawyer shot twice Math Jokes [Political type joke] Mainly for political affairs or ridicule public figures. For example, Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev once said, a humorous joke: One man shouted outside the Kremlin results man was arrested immediately and seek punishment for 23 years, "Stalin was an idiot, a son of a bitch!." This is 23 years, including three years of general secretary of the Communist Party is an insult to the remaining 20 years of leaking state secrets. [Q & A-style joke] Why the chicken cross the road? Pupils make sentences can have blind? Riddle: If a riddle to make people smile, and that it can also be part of a joke. Riddles: Riddles if one can make people laugh, and that it also belongs to a joke. [Jokes] Jokes, also known as dirty jokes, often in a variety of taboo theme, mainly for sex, such jokes may contain unpleasant sexual innuendo, a lot of jokes about sex discrimination, but other types of jokes may also contain low and indecent content. There are three women eating ice cream, one with a lick and a bite with one containing the, you know who have been married? Who has not been married? ? [Joke] Joke joke itself is due because homophonic word, translation, eliminating the need for the subject, a different logic, language and special content such as breaking issues, or due to the performers tone or facial expressions and other reasons, resulting in an original joke funny joke became general feeling and different, more difficult to laugh, but it does not mean that is not funny, but also a manifestation of humor. Some joke was on reflection will explore many of the nuances and sometimes joke is not funny is the only humor joke, joke now widely popular network television programs, books, magazines among no shortage of anecdotal cold joke master. [Network joke] Network jokes usually clutching popular events currently happening online, produced by the spread of a joke. Network joke last buzzwords often develop into a network, interconnected or joking with friends. In recent years, more and more network joke. Are increasingly able to attract people's attention. For example, an event triggered by the Edison soy sauce, etc., quietly attracted a large number of fans. Over time, the network is bound to flourish joke
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Jokes
1 a man dying intestate to his wife: "I'm dead, I hope you can marry our neighbor Mr. Ed." Wife puzzled, so he explained: "Two years ago, this bastard sold me simply squeeze milk cows, I cheated and let him taste the taste! " 2 Dad to talk about a child often hungry fish thing. Listening, fish tearful eyes: "? Uh, Dad, because you did not eat before you come to our house." 3 trains a mountain pass, the peasants have come along to watch the car off to the vacation of a woman, after changing the paper out of the window Flying in the face of a farmer's face, farmers remove said: "Holy crap train is fast, floating piece of paper can put my nose bled!!! 4-year-old daughter often said to me: "Dad, what you have is not the kind of what?" I said:. "Yes, you reap what you melon, sown," the daughter said happily: "Then I kinds of jelly, I want a lot of jelly. " 5 Violent father and son, and never let. January Fuming child buy meat hospitality. Back in case a person is not phase gates to make way for the station half a day, the father came: "Well son, you get back to the meat first, then on the station I told ya!" Jokes may be just a phrase, it can be a little story or a series of words, so amused, or to generate a sense of humor between the speaker and communicator. An action-oriented jokes and speaking different types of jokes, jokes that type of action is based on human visual impact of the action, and feel funny. 6 - a place to build a swimming pool, the staff mobilize donations. The staff on an old farmer said you ready for this pool to donate something to you? Old farmer said: "I donated two buckets of it!" 7 - hairs: "My mother is a master's degree, and my father was Dr.." Small New: "What's so great!" Hairs: "What is your parents who?" Small New: "My father is a man, my mother is a woman. " 8 - a gecko in a securities company door astray, then just have a big crocodile far climbed over, ready to swallow it, so he came up and hugged the little crocodile gecko legs, shouted: "! mom" big crocodile moment, then tears: "Son, just two weeks on stocks lean into the case! 9 At least you Pigs in a pig one day to another, said, "If pigs have died over the world, playing a song." That pig angry and said, "'At least you"! " 10 You will develop the game for you Happy Meals came a new colleague, a well-known University computer science graduate. Bear exceedingly envious, with a vision of worship to ask, "You will develop the game?" "Yes, when I was in school the student union chairman, often organized various activities to develop the game too easy." "You have developed what game?" "Well, for instance, more than anyone else and now we have to learn rabbits, learn like ...." 11 Inflation The global financial crisis, leading to inflation. More money is worthless. General Assembly decided to convene the boss of all employees, deal with the current problems. "Comrades, because of inflation, more and more worthless money, so, before you pay the $ 100 per month for food, it was decided to pay $ 200 a month into." 12. Pups from birth vegetarian. Mom Dad wolf wolf hunting brains train pups. Sirius father wolf mother finally relieved to see his son Kuangzhui rabbit. Rabbit pups to seize fierce look absolutely shattered fiercely said: kid! Pay out the carrots! 13 before ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting. To her, ramen master asked: Do you want to thick or thin? Girl A: You pull what I ate anything. 14 A man and a woman having an affair, her husband suddenly to go home, the men did not care to wear clothes on jumping through the window to escape, walking down the street on the road crowd, the men filled the sky if nothing had happened: ah, this is the way the Earth. Passers-by said: cao, mounted feather aliens. 15 rabbits QB after Wolves away, Wolves indignation catch up, play rabbit to rabbit soil anoint yourself, wear glasses to read the newspapers, the wolf Q: Can I see a rabbit? Rabbit: * wolf is a strong bird rabbit do? Wolf shame: I KAO, so soon hit the papers? 16. Language lesson, the teacher asked students to answer a fictional character traits of. A classmate loudly replied: "It is Man." 17 cashier said: no change, and two plastic bags you find it! 18 A skinny on the fat man said: You really brawn, I'm simple-minded. 19 you say ... you like me? In fact ... I quite like my own. 20 This Is the blind is blind? Examples of jokes Jokes do not care about the length, sometimes just a few words can play a good laugh fruit, such as: 1 A: My two marriages have failed. B: how is it? A: The first wife was gone. B: the second? A: She refused to go. Joke consisting of text, most of the jokes short, people will laugh listening. Pushed open the door and saw her nude chat We come to assume that you are the father (I mean assumption), if children home when the door into her daughter's room, suddenly discovered you're naked girl chat, how would you? ! " Guess baby now generally how to answer her father? I have come to the Goldbach conjecture it. Answer one: a very unimaginative father would reply: "!! Absolutely impossible because my girl provisions, I do not knock on the door would not let me into the house." Answer two: a relatively submissive father: "Generally speaking, before I speak, my daughter would I growled and shouted: '! Out.'" Answer three: a grumpy father: "I will rush to the bench with folding shot dead she would not let her give me loose virtue!!" The answer four: a humorous father: "Why do not you open air?!" The answer five: one is not the first time saw the father numb, said: "After talking out to dinner." Or "first dinner, after talk to you." The answer six: a panicked father rushed to pull the plug directly. The answer seven: a miser's father: "I came close management fees." The answer eight: a goat father: "girl, how to charge a discount chant??" Minimum requirements for girlfriend In the evening there is often a college dormitory students slumber ideal object of his mind. In a summer night, the air hot and unusual, a male boys sleep difficulty falling asleep, to help his girlfriend talked about the future requirements. Yang is a cheerful, very welcomed by the girls a little guy, he was proud to say:. "For me, to find a six meters tall, slim, handsome looks will be a" Wu is a little longer is not handsome, but the school literary club president, he said slowly: "I do, do not ask for his girlfriend, and me with long, gentle, and have a beautiful long hair on it. " Wang is a little literary talent, but also not handsome, but he especially would flatter, he sighed and said:. "Well, I asked for his girlfriend's lowest, as long as she does not affect the city on the line." Only Xiao Wu did not say the last bedroom, Xiao Wu was small, and introverted character, and the girls will talk face flushed. Other bedroom three kept encouraging him to say, he always refused, Yang finally failing: the. "We say, you anyhow put your girlfriend's minimum requirements should be honest." Xiao Wu is really no way to see, blushing indent bed, extrusion words: "woman, live." An elegant temperament Mei Fu, holding their children on the bus ready! On the bus, the driver found the child Meifu really ugly long, would be for Mei Fu said: "! Really ugly." Meifu hear very angry, so a driver stared fiercely angry walked behind the car! At this time, Meifu next to a man on Meifu comfort: "The driver just is not right to bully you, I can help you hold this monkey, you go to him afterwards, right?!"
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Jokes classification
Roughly divided into: Ancient jokes, military jokes, children jokes, animal jokes, fools jokes, couple jokes, joke, joke networks, horror jokes, folk jokes, medical jokes, sports jokes, jokes exchanges, traffic jokes, celebrity jokes, family jokes, disgusting jokes, love jokes, local dialect jokes and so on. While each of the other species, the names are different, but very similar in nature.
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English Expression
n.: crack, drollery, jape, jest, jesting, joke, wheeze, yak, trot out, or done to cause amusement, laughter, etc