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窦娥平反了，白水水落石出!

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nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-12 09:04:47 Post subject: 窦娥平反了，白水水落石出!

白水，是我们坛子的水龙头。关于其性别问题，一直悬疑。虽然从其水质，可做出大体的判断。但仍然，水雾弥漫，难窥真容。本人更因此，成美国现代版窦娥，被七小姐四处追打并告诉。最后，包公看我脸肿得像白宫，就免了流放，但重罚我kiss原告三下，且每下不短于三分钟！立即执行。我心有不甘，以需要回家刷牙为名，力请缓刑，先消此劫。然后明察暗访，终于在和平岛找到了白水的户口，弄清了其真面目，得以平反，免予处罚！原来，白水是--- woops, 同事找我去吃午饭（真的），brb! _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

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Posted: 2007-09-12 10:06:05 Post subject: a

啊吧叉——！！饿这就去找个替身来，领那原告的9分钟…… 个死Nobody！不准卖筢！ ——你哪天都不宜动筢，饿们没收了你那筢！！。

nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-12 11:27:27 Post subject:

那感觉，只有NOBODY能代替。从哪里弄来这么多好玩的flash... 我怎么什么都不会，能打中文就挺自豪了。平反！你该知道白水的究竟了吧！！！因这问题关系到很多坛民的健康甚至性命，特发此帖，把真实情况说个清清楚楚！ _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-12 12:10:34 Post subject:

大胆改我的帖子，原来有人，怎么变成NOBODY了。我就是猪嘴巴，也。。。无间道上演中。。。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

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Posted: 2007-09-12 14:13:36 Post subject:

把白水潜伏特工对待在这之前,让TA去红灯区把nobody揪出来 _________________ http://blog.sina.com.cn/sowhy

天一黑
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Posted: 2007-09-12 14:25:15 Post subject:

水落石出有人无辜什么事情这么热闹

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Posted: 2007-09-12 15:01:03 Post subject:

天一黑，Nobody那是装窦娥玩儿呢！被我狂殴一路，，，你看哪有强行献吻的窦娥呀，天下？是吧！ “水落石出有人无辜”也很有诗意喔，顶个

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Posted: 2007-09-12 15:07:08 Post subject:

Jemmy，你博上不可留言，为嘛呀？郁闷是不是非得注册一新浪用户才成啊，这新浪够霸道的，匿名的不许

nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-12 15:08:15 Post subject:

把我的帖子都改了。。。知道真相太可怕了，白特工会杀我灭口的。。。最怕刀了。。得赶紧穿上毛衣。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

天一黑
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Posted: 2007-09-12 15:13:17 Post subject:

刚才看见谁写的头上飞来两只乌鸦一只抛下乳酪一只抛下乳头？

jemmy
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Posted: 2007-09-12 15:14:35 Post subject:

我也不清楚耶有什么话在这里指教指教,要不,注册新浪? _________________ http://blog.sina.com.cn/sowhy

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Posted: 2007-09-12 15:18:22 Post subject:

其实这个网名挺不错强行接吻的窦娥，空怕满嘴绿豆味

nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-12 15:18:54 Post subject:

总之，白水跟大家是一个性别的！结案。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

jemmy
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Posted: 2007-09-12 15:55:36 Post subject:

你的博客我也留不了言,很久没看这么让人舒服的文字,我准备把你的两首诗放进我的圈子里,在博客上也复印不了,一下从北美枫找找看猜想你年纪比我小得多,不过,或者有什么宏大规划了吧,不只是把写作当玩儿吧本想说难怪nobody想博蒙你,他不光想9分钟,他还想9辈子呢,不过,我更愿意严肃一些,这秒钟 _________________ http://blog.sina.com.cn/sowhy

nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-12 16:26:38 Post subject:

80年清白，毁于一旦。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

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Posted: 2007-09-12 18:33:28 Post subject:

Jemmy: 偶哪里敢指教的说！偶就是看你博文十分来劲，赶着夸，没夸上去——那新浪不许偶匿名，偶网速忒慢，新注册又注不进去，所以说嘛，黄MM门坎高哈！你都快成我写过的“蔷薇科·site”里面的玫瑰版主了，呵呵

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Posted: 2007-09-12 18:40:21 Post subject:

天一黑：你那说的叫嘛话儿？！什么两只乌鸦——那是两天乌鸦头上有两天，一天是奶酪的白天，天一黑，就成了奶头的白天

nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-12 18:44:41 Post subject:

七七, 给你发了留言，把秘密告诉你了。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

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Posted: 2007-09-12 18:51:55 Post subject:

冤枉啊！我什么都知不道啊！！什么什么都知不道啊……

白水
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Posted: 2007-09-12 20:15:14 Post subject:

你们真是一群神仙, 笑岔气了肯定NOBODY付药费

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