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PostPosted: 2008-03-01 08:09:55    Post subject: 开心周末 Reply with quote

ZT. PUPPY

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PostPosted: 2008-03-01 08:30:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks for sharing
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PostPosted: 2008-06-20 18:13:48    Post subject: do u believe ur eyes‏ Reply with quote

when you look at this picture closely you can see albert EinsteinBUTif you stand about 5 meters distance from your PCit will become Marliyn Monroe(女明星:玛莉莲梦露)its nice try it
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PostPosted: 2008-08-01 18:21:31    Post subject: ZT Reply with quote

1,林黛玉是怎么死的?

2,从前有个人叫小蔡,被关在监狱中了一夜,之后怎么了?

3,大雁为什么要飞去南方过冬? (答案很较真儿~~~)

4,狐狸为什么经常会摔跤!!??(超简单!)

5,猴子最不喜欢什么线? (老套的问题~~~)

6,如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的~

7,上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,小狗,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁?

8,芹菜粪是什么颜色的???

9,我和超人的唯一区别是?(问花儿~~~)

10,当你向别人夸耀你的长处的同时,别人还会知道你的什么?(找抽的问题~~~)

11,4个人在屋子里打麻将,警察来了为什么带走5个人? (和豆豆、Kiss一个意思)

12,除了玻璃、瓷器等容易碎的东西要小心轻放外,还有什么东西要小心轻放?

答案嘛~~~嘿嘿~~~





答案啊
1,摔死的, 因为,“天上掉下个林妹妹”
2,馊了。
3,因为走过去太累了…
4,因为狐狸很狡猾(脚滑)
5,平行线,因为平行线没有相交(香蕉)。
6,是如果的~(如果有辆车~)。。。
7,小狗,因为旺旺仙贝(汪汪先背)
8,黄色,秦始皇 (芹屎黄)
9,我把内裤穿在里面.
10,知道你不是哑巴
11,因为他们打的人叫“麻将”
12,屁。。。
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PostPosted: 2008-10-14 20:12:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 和 12 最逗,哈哈。 Very Happy
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