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到底忙不忙?
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:33:39    Post subject: 到底忙不忙? Reply with quote

第一家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:不忙。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你不能多为公司干事情,所以才会不忙,公司要你何用?
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冷巉
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:34:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

第二家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:很忙。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你做事没有条理性,所以才会整天忙,公司要你何用?
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冷巉
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:34:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

第三家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:还行。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你做事不理性,所以才会有什堋“还行”不“还行”的,公司要你何用?
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:35:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

第四家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:刚忙完。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你做事效率太低,做完就不能检查一下堋?公司要你何用?
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:36:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

第五家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:有些做完了,也检查过了,现在在做其他事。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你做事缺乏系统性,有些事不会一起做堋?公司要你何用
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:37:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

第六家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:我的工作都做完了,正在帮别人做。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你做事没有打算,你不会自己规划一下明天要做的事堋?公司要你何用?
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:37:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

第七家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:今天的工作做完了,明天的工作也做完了。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
  
   小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你做事不考虑整体,你不会帮同事分忧解劳吗?公司要你何用?
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:38:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

第七家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:今天的工作做完了,明天的工作也做完了。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
  
   小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你做事不考虑整体,你不会帮同事分忧解劳吗?公司要你何用?
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冷巉
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:38:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

第八家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:今天的和明天的工作都做完了,现在在帮同事的忙。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:因为你太爱出风头,你的帮忙很可能造成其他人的懒惰或压力,公司要你何用?
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:39:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

第九家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:等一下,我思考一下再回答你。
  
   下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。小张:为什堋?
  
   老板:你目中无人,我问你话竟然一再搪塞我,公司要你何用?
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PostPosted: 2008-02-24 17:39:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

第十一家公司
  
   老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
  
   小张:去你妈的,老子辞职了 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  
   老板:嘿!有个性,我们公司就不放你走 ̄ ̄ ̄
  
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