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禅(kokho 禅诗否?)
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PostPosted: 2007-11-25 02:57:34    Post subject: 禅(kokho 禅诗否?) Reply with quote

问禅

我想着禅的时候,一个美女款款
---我的脑海里飘过美女的身影,那是有洁癖的禅


我写诗的时候,想着金钱
--- 想着金钱的时候,想着漂亮的诗行。


美女,抑或金钱是禅?




【1】女人和金钱(辨禅)

有女人的时候,你想着金钱;
---没金钱的时候,你想着女人。

你想着金钱的时候,没女人;
---你想着女人的时候,有金钱。

有女人的时候,你想着金钱;
---你想着金钱的时候,没女人;

没金钱的时候,你想着女人。
---你想着女人的时候,有金钱。

没金钱的时候,你想着女人。
---有女人的时候,你想着金钱。

女人=金钱?


【2】饭吃与呕吐

有饭吃的时候,你想着呕吐;
---你想着呕吐的时候,没饭吃。

饭吃=呕吐?


难“禅”


---当街上的轿子变成汽车的时候,老和尚再也按捺不住了。这一天老和尚终于想通了:之所以“禅”不能救世,是因为没有学习西洋,不能与时俱进。儒、释、道三教合流的时候,老和尚还小。可他现在成熟多了,俨然一代宗师。可看看这乱世,八国的旗帜还在国土上飘扬,成何体统?于是他悄悄读起了圣经,开始寻找“西方禅”了。想想“禅”还在原地踏步,没有发展,每夙兴夜寐,无不老泪纵横。他立一个宏愿:要把“禅”变成“现代禅”,让中国“禅”在世界上发扬光大。于是他天天默念存想:佛法无边,中外皆同,天上地下,唯我独尊。“别人打你左脸,赶快伸出右脸”,也是佛祖啊,……又学起了洋文。这一天老和尚又不得不上街,发现一个美国兵在广场上调戏良家女子。“阿弥陀佛,罪过,罪过”。可看一眼单薄的躯体,大兵肩上的枪,理智告诉他:还是走为好。可看着耶稣和华伤风败俗的子弟也是一家人,不能不救啊。于是急中生智,一个巴掌狠狠拍在大兵的左脸上:“GOD!give me your light face。”今天老和尚虎虎地真开杀戒了。大兵一楞,嘿嘿鬼笑且伸出右脸,“so big a fool ! ”,跟着一记漂亮的侧钩拳,只见老和尚听到一股风响,“呜呼,你怎么打我,还说我是傻瓜?”。大兵以礼回应:对别人的回应坚决地予以打击!老和尚遂当场昏厥。

【3】
解禅

我“禅”故我在
---我在故我“禅”。




这是什么禅诗?kokho
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PostPosted: 2007-11-25 16:14:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

伤城, 最近在研究禅诗呢?
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PostPosted: 2007-11-27 12:12:49    Post subject: Reply with quote



第一次 看到 禅、金钱、美女 入诗。。

诗如其人? 


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