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小白加小白等于什么?
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PostPosted: 2007-07-02 10:57:25    Post subject: 小白加小白等于什么? Reply with quote

题目:身穿着金色衣服的人
谜底:一鸣(名)惊(金)人

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谜底:三番(翻)两次

题目:一条狗过了独木桥之后就不叫了
谜底:过目(木)不忘(汪)

题目:第十一本书
谜底:不可思议(book 11)

题目:牛狗猪羊比赛赛跑...跑到终点后...牛狗猪都喘得不得了...只有羊不喘气
谜底:扬眉吐气(羊没吐气)

题目:放烟火时为什幺不会射到星星?
谜底:因为星星会"闪"

题目:一个离过很多次婚的女人,该怎么称呼她?
谜底:前 "公" 尽弃

题目:一只熊走过来
谜底:有备而来(有bear来)

题目:羊给老鹰打电话?
谜底:阳奉(羊phone)阴违(鹰:"喂")
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PostPosted: 2007-07-02 11:56:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

小白加小白等于小白
Laughing
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PostPosted: 2007-07-03 09:15:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

hepingdao wrote:
小白加小白等于小白
Laughing

答案:小白(TWO),小白兔
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William Zhou周道模
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PostPosted: 2007-07-04 14:59:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

中文和英文结婚,生了一个叫幽默的孩子。
Chinese married English, their child is called "Humor".
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PostPosted: 2007-11-24 19:38:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

哈哈哈 等于 雪白 !
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PostPosted: 2007-11-24 19:45:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

我第一次到这里 哈哈哈 眼花缭乱 不知所云 !!!
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