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儿子的情色日记
HAPPHALLOWEEN
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PostPosted: 2007-05-24 18:00:03    Post subject: 儿子的情色日记 Reply with quote

老王规定其儿子每天要记日记,某天晚上他要抽查儿子的日记。

他查完日记后,对儿子的母亲大发雷霆。

其妻莫名其妙,要求老王说明原因。

他愤怒地打开儿子的日记摊在桌前,其上歪歪扭扭地写著:“今日陈叔叔来我家玩妈妈,说做完作业后,可以吃点心。然后,陈叔叔夸

我作业做得好,於是叔叔抱起了我妈,妈叫叔叔小心一点,之后叔叔又亲了我妈妈,也亲了我奶奶,也亲了我。

妻大怒,斥问儿子,儿子哭道:“是我把标点点错了,……应该是

“今日陈叔叔来我家玩,妈妈说做完作业后,可以吃点心。然后,陈叔叔夸我作业做得好,于是叔叔抱起了我,妈妈叫叔叔小心一点,之后叔叔又亲了我,妈妈也亲了我,奶奶也亲了我。”



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PostPosted: 2007-05-24 22:06:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

好玩,标点的魅力。签名里头的网站我看了,怎么说呢。。。。。。。。
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PostPosted: 2007-05-24 22:21:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

你说的是签名里头的网址啊,是我经常去的一个地方,有空我就去溜达一下,那好象是全北美地区最大的找工网,如果你要找工作也可以去看看.是正规的. Laughing
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