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烟戏
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 14:31:34    Post subject: 烟戏 Reply with quote

烟戏


关于抽烟
那──
肯定是件坏事, 是吧
那它
怎能是好事呢
不可能,步步……不可能
绝对不可能

我告了您讲
抽烟这事,他妈的比通姦
还麻烦, 见不得人哪
传出去多难听啊
简直是过街老鼠

不过,话说回来
有人怪抽烟的姿势让他找不着老婆
姿势这两, 咳咳 ,字大有道理
要抽就抽大的
大的象麦克阿瑟
大大的象丘吉尔
海明威的也行
那姿势──要几个老婆干啥?
让她们轮流点烟呗

不过,话说回来
牢里那飙仔, 一根烟让他没杀了狱卒
院里那婊子,一根烟没让她给喊破嗓子
就侧门边矮房里那穷诗人
一根烟让他把胡须留下.
那脑满肠肥的大腕,一根烟
抽了一口就扔地上, 那弹指间, 酷啊

人么,不显点,也得摆点
装点﹑弄点﹑祭点﹑拜点﹑吆点
喝点(小龙女说了):不要赶尽杀绝.

点──


Laughing==
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 14:55:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

这个好看,活泼
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赵福治
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 16:53:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

活泼.端午好.
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 18:07:24    Post subject: 也送你一个 Reply with quote

白水学种,半月有余,籽萌芽。又数日,芽至三寸,翠绿紫红,极诱人, 每日必观之。忽一日,叶片有食痕,细察,原为蜗牛,害虫所为。请教友人,曰:“取烟头数枚,入水后喷洒于周边,菜苗必保。”得此秘方,欣欣然。偏夫君模范,不沾烟酒,何处觅得烟头?逐乞某男:“可存烟头与我?”某男问:“何为?”白水笑答:“杀牛。”,,,,,,不赘述。
三日后,白水致谢:“终有几片完美菜叶。”某男大惊:“烟竟如此剧毒,牛可杀,何况人乎?”
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 18:20:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

果此妙方,戒烟难,盖啸生已然又种下嫣红万顷,
必得多备烟枪,权西部牛仔,复以烟圈擒伏牛之四足。

善哉,善哉。
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 18:28:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy
好好吸
有点事,先下了
Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 18:30:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

都跟烟搭上火了~~还真没细看过抽烟的人是什么状态~~有空留意下~~
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 19:36:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

这是嬉笑文章,不要当真。
我不抽烟, 也不会,但抽雪茄,
区别是后者不吸入肺部。

抽烟能不能帮助文思,这个我也不清楚,
抽雪茄的人,通常不会边抽边写东西,
因为在那个时刻,谁还有功夫写东西。

年轻时下功夫研究过雪茄文化,很多玩物丧志的
东西,了解了以后就无趣了。现在,为了健康,
一年也顶多抽上几根,今年生日时,朋友送的
我都没抽完一根。

但对于香烟,国内确实要提倡戒烟。
美国大部分的公众场合是禁烟的,
日本从一个吸烟最厉害的国家一下子
变得全国禁烟,很彻底,在东京,连马路吸烟
都可能有纠察人员出现;台湾则是开始了
比以往认真的禁烟行动。

对于喜欢抽烟的人,我们也要尊重他们的权益。
到了无趣的时候,大概也就不抽了。
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 19:42:17    Post subject: Reply with quote



禁烟需要毅力
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PostPosted: 2010-06-14 22:05:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

15岁时,因为家庭经济原因我在一个不能再小的乡镇医院上班,
那时朴实的人们去医院看病,见面会给颗香烟
不知中就学会抽烟了,现
在想起来,在医院4年多的时间,很多时候是香烟伴随我走过来的,与烟也有点感情了.
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