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脸和屁股年终考核(zt)
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PostPosted: 2010-01-25 16:19:13    Post subject: 脸和屁股年终考核(zt) Reply with quote

臉和屁股年終考核,結果屁股比臉優秀。理由:

1 光滑,不易起皺

2 節儉,不用花錢保養也白淨

3 細膩,不易長斑,長痘

4 美觀,造型簡潔,時尚

5 嚴肅,不拘言笑

6 真誠,不會皮笑肉不笑,兩面三刃

7 莊重,大氣有福相

8 和諧,既一分為二,又合二為一

9 忍辱負重,從小到大常代臉受過被打

10 講團結,連接上下

11 低調,永遠在後,深藏不露

12 生動傳情,稍加扭動,風情萬千,動人心魄

13 敦實,牢靠,既能連坐連戰(站),也不怕壓成阿扁
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PostPosted: 2010-01-26 02:23:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

脸和屁股年终考核,结果屁股比脸优秀。理由:

1 光滑,不易起皱
2 节俭,不用花钱保养也白净
3 细腻,不易长斑,长痘
4 美观,造型简洁,时尚
5 严肃,不拘言笑
6 真诚,不会皮笑肉不笑,两面三刃
7 庄重,大气有福相
8 和谐,既一分为二,又合二为一
9 忍辱负重,从小到大常代脸受过被打
10 讲团结,连接上下
11 低调,永远在后,深藏不露
12 生动传情,稍加扭动,风情万千,动人心魄
13 敦实,牢靠,既能连坐连战(站),也不怕压成阿扁
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PostPosted: 2010-01-26 02:40:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

人身楷模赋

君若无名人士也。不易起皱,光滑也。无须花钱保养也白净,节俭也。 不易长斑、长痘,细腻也。 造型简洁时尚,美观也。不拘言笑,美观也。不会皮笑肉不笑、两面三刃,真诚也。大气有福相,庄重也。既一分为二,又合二为一,和谐也。 从小到大常代脸受过被打,忍辱负重也。连接上下,讲团结也。永远在后,深藏不露,低调也。稍加扭动,风情万千,动人心魄,生动传情也。既能连坐连战,也不怕压成阿扁,敦实牢靠也。

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