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题老外的《家庭关系自述》
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:38:05    Post subject: 题老外的《家庭关系自述》 Reply with quote

读罢乱麻终理清,
糊涂人可变聪明。
简单事实钻牛角,
烦恼多由复杂生。

附录:老外的文章——

我和一个带着成年女儿的寡妇结了婚。
我父亲常到我们家来,他爱上了我的继女并和他结了婚,所以我的父亲成了我的女婿,而我的继女则成了我的母亲。
几个月之后,我的妻子生了一个儿子,他成了我父亲的内弟,也就是我的舅舅。
我父亲的妻子,即我的继女,也有了一个儿子,我有了一个兄弟同时又有了外孙。
因为我妻子是我母亲的母亲,所以成了我的外祖母。
于是,我是我妻子的丈夫同时又是她的继外孙。
换句话说,我是我自己的外祖父。
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:40:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

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忍俊不禁,人人喷饭!

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:41:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

獃子,你害得我独自傻笑了一个时辰!不,如果从我第一次听到这个笑话算起,我已经笑了三十多年了啊!

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:42:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

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獃子,你害得我独自傻笑了一个时辰!不,如果从我第一次听到这个笑话算起,我已经笑了三十多年了啊!

八戒从来烦傻笑,
严肃认真思问题。
感谢贤妻高小姐,
不曾使我陷淤泥。
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:44:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

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哈,
哈,
哈,
哈~~

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:46:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

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哈,
哈,
哈,
哈~~
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又来了一个傻笑的……

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:48:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

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老外的文章毫无思想内容,更谈不上社会意义,纯粹是搞笑而已。鉴赏者本身就缺乏幽默感,居然分析出是“作者对现实生活的不满”,比这篇文章更滑稽。
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:49:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

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哈哈,看来我傻笑了四声,很对~~

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 08:50:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

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父亲娶了自己的继女,就这么简单的事。该先生却不厌其烦地进行“逻辑思维”,所以我才批判他“简单事实钻牛角,烦恼多由复杂生。”哈哈。
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