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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:43:56    Post subject: 顺口溜•见一则笑话有感 Reply with quote

靖国拜神君愤怒,
曾经吟唱被飘红。
而今鹦鹉强于你,
莫梦将来成鬼雄。

君,指连续几昼夜刷屏者。

附笑话

老李买了一只楚国产的鹦鹉,刚进螃蟹洞,就急不可耐地逗鸟说话。
“你的,讲话?”老李伸着脖子逗,鹦鹉没反应。
“你的,讲话的干活,咪稀咪稀地有。”老李夹起一条蚯蚓引诱,鹦鹉还是没有反应。
“你的,不讲话,死啦死啦地!”老李绷着脸威胁。
突然,鹦鹉脖子一挺,高喊:“打倒日本帝国主义!”
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李盈枝
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:47:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

哈哈哈…………倒也,倒也。老爷子真逗。笑晕了,狂欢!

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:48:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

洁身自好,置身事外,还说风凉话,这是我的强项,但迫于目前的形势,我不得不放弃自己的强项了。
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:49:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

老爷子,惧内派都顶得住,单身党清心寡欲的当然“红旗不倒”,祝您开心!

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:50:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

是非面前旗帜鲜明,大义凛然,正是盈枝兄难能可贵的一面,佩服!敬重中!

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:54:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

刷屏贤士咏叹调

滚滚长江水向东,
浪淘沙本欲建奇功。
孰料成大事者屡受挫,
骚人墨客咸无君子风。
拎桶刷文明之告示,
刷罢不堪回首删除中。
恰似栽片大蒜拔个空,
栽片小葱拔个空,
栽片不大不小之白菜萝卜拔个空。
君不见义务行善之劳苦,
争忍心令吾一场忙碌白搭工!
噫吁嚱,
呀呼嗨,
何时还吾之公道焉,
让俺独领风骚路路通?
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:57:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

哈哈哈,笑晕!狂欢!老爷子是论坛最受人尊敬的老活宝!

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:58:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

哈哈哈,笑晕!狂欢!老爷子是论坛最受人尊敬的老活宝!

哈哈哈,人家乱刷咱胡诌,二百五对二百五,他略输文采,我稍逊风骚,而且全都是只识弯弓射大雕。俱妄矣!
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 01:59:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

哈哈哈,最佩服您老啦。

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:02:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

七绝•凌晨一点半纪事

泡上浓茶学文件,
神来之笔尽勾销。
满屏指示瞬间去,
只好关机待上朝。
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:03:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

在下等候他多时了。删了200余帖,封了四个马甲。

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:05:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

听雨兄辛苦了,不然明天朋友们一看,满屏都是一个人的佳作,会大吃一惊的。
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:06:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

昨夜您关机后,满屏几乎都是“赤面幽灵!!!!!”,感谢版主辛勤清除垃圾,才使得今天早晨的版面“玉宇澄清万里埃”。
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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:07:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

也来打油:

  左执茶杯右鼠标,
  日间劳累霎时销.
  无端一片苍蝇号,
  怒向关公借大刀.

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:08:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

盈枝老师和听雨老师辛苦了!

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:09:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

老爷子,请注意作息时间,到时候瘦过我就莫怪我开玩笑哦。

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:10:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

一点半不睡,我每天来时都挺清静的,原来版主们做了这么多工作呀。

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:11:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

天呀,毛主席也比不上两位,辛苦了.

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:13:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

也来打油:

左执茶杯右鼠标,
日间劳累霎时销.
无端一片苍蝇号,
怒向关公借大刀.
  
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愤怒地提起!!!!!
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损人不利己的事,偏偏有人要做,难怪连樵夫也愤怒了!:)))

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PostPosted: 2009-12-16 02:15:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

怒向关公借大刀.
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只用你樵夫的砍柴刀就可以了。关公刀下不死无名之鬼,此辈非颜良文丑,连蔡阳都赶不上。呵呵~~

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