Maple Review Home
   Chinese Literature Society of North America | Maple Review | Immigrants in Canada | Angel Studio | The Driftwood Artist Society | Ocean of Poetry | Island of Music
"HuaHe Cup" 2007 Chinese Mainland and Oversea Poetry Competition and Non-governmental Magazines and Newspapers Joint Exhibition starts on the first day of 2007.
  
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister  ProfileProfile    Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Sign inSign in   BlogsBlogs    Weblogs NewsWeblogs News   AlbumAlbum 
English Home Bilingual Home Chinese Home
Dictionary Check Poems' Rules & Forms Search for Chinese Poems Poetry & Music

Maple Review Home -> 现代诗歌 Post new topic   Reply to topic
关于倭寇的一组——我屙屎.我屙尿.我放屁
刘世军
秀才


Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Posts: 192

刘世军Collection
PostPosted: 2009-04-01 11:35:43    Post subject: 关于倭寇的一组——我屙屎.我屙尿.我放屁 Reply with quote

关于倭寇的一组——我屙屎.我屙尿.我放屁


1.我恨不是
我恨不是
那个巨大的
绿怪物
——德鲁克

把那些
改编成军队的倭寇
一口吃掉
然后
变成屎
屙出

2.世界上最伟大的一堆屎

每当,我晨起的时刻
在厕所,屙了大堆屎的时候
我心里非常庆幸:
今天,又屙掉了一堆的倭寇

一天,我把我屙的屎
送到联合国总部
秘书长,安然急忙召开
安理会会议

会后,向全世界宣布:
啊,这是世界上最伟大的一堆屎哦!

3.那天,我屙了一泡尿

那天,我屙了一泡尿
冲走了几只蚂蚁

那几只蚂蚁死死地抱在一起
就象个日本岛

我想:该死,就要尿死你
谁让你抱在一起象个日本岛

4.有一天,我放了一个臭屁

有一天,我很不小心地
放了一个臭屁
在日本海附近
引发了海啸

海啸夹杂着我的臭屁
席卷了
整个日本岛
把它们的天皇和皇后
抛入了太平洋,淹死了
把它们的整个首相俯
臭得,死光光

最后,日本岛
在我的强大的臭屁
冲击下
沉没了

5.我比清洁工更辛苦

我总是抱怨自己
比清洁工更辛苦
今天晚上
我又没得睡了
忙着清扫一些垃圾
比如,军国主义
比如,倭寇
还有,我心中的仇恨

然后,寻找
一只
叫“管党生”的
垃圾桶
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
nobody
进士出身


Joined: 31 Dec 2006
Posts: 2651
Location: Madtown
nobodyCollection
PostPosted: 2009-04-05 12:09:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

全了。哈哈。倒是让人印象深刻
_________________
I'm nobody! Who are you?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Blog
安红红
同进士出身


Joined: 07 Feb 2009
Posts: 1808

安红红Collection
PostPosted: 2009-04-06 07:57:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy 笑死人~~
_________________
如果不开始,会失去过程。
QQ:3972083
微信:qisebaihuayuan
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Blog
Display posts from previous:   
Emoticons
Very Happy Smile Sad Surprised
Shocked Confused Cool Laughing
Mad Razz Embarassed Crying or Very sad
Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Wink
Exclamation Question Idea Arrow
View more Emoticons
Page 1 of 1           View previous topic View next topic    
Maple Review Home -> 现代诗歌    Post new topic   Reply to topic
Jump to:  


Once you post your works here, that means you submits them to the magazine of Maple Review (North American Maple, or BeiMeiFeng), a bilingual journal published by Chinese Literature Society of North America. The magazine holds the right to translate them into Chinese, and publish them in both languages. You need to be responsible for the copyright issues of your own files uploaded.
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group
phpBB Chinese interface was translated by iCy-fLaME