This is the one song everyone
　　would like to learn: the song
　　that is irresistible:
　　
　　the song that forces men
　　to leap overboard in squadrons
　　even though they see beached skulls
　　
　　the song nobody knows
　　because anyone who had heard it
　　is dead, and the others can’t remember.
　　Shall I tell you the secret
　　and if I do, will you get me
　　out of this bird suit?
　　I don’t enjoy it here
　　squatting on this island
　　looking picturesque and mythical
　　with these two feathery maniacs,
　　I don’t enjoy singing
　　this trio, fatal and valuable.
　　
　　I will tell the secret to you,
　　to you, only to you.
　　Come closer. This song
　　
　　is a cry for help: Help me!
　　Only you, only you can,
　　you are unique
　　
　　at last. Alas
　　it is a boring song
　　but it works every time.