mǎ kè · tù wēn zhù zuò de《 sān wàn yuán yí chǎn》 miáo xiě de shì： hú bīn zhèn sà lā dīng · fú sī tè yī jiā yì wài dé dào yuǎn fāng zú shū de sān wàn yuán yí chǎn。 zài zhè zhī qián， yī jiā rén xiāng chù hé mù， shěng chī jiǎn yòng， guò zhe bù suàn fù yù dàn hěn chōng shí de shēng huó。 dàn dào liǎo dé dào yí chǎn zhī hòu， yī jiā rén zǒng xiǎng zhe zhè bǐ qián。 tā men xiǎng zhe gāi zěn me huā， zěn me yòng zhè bǐ qián qù zuàn qián。 jīng guò yī xì liè de zhēténg， zuì zhōng tā men bèi zhè bǐ qián suǒ lěi， jīng shén dōuyòu xiē shī cháng， jiā tíng guān xì bù zài hé mù。 jiù xiàng sà lì zài zuì hòu shí kè shuō de nà yàng： “ fēi lái de bù yì zhī cái shì juàn tào， duì wǒ men méi yòu hǎo chù 'ā！ ”

　　The $30,000 Bequest and Other Stories is an 1906 comic short story collection by American humorist and writer Mark Twain.
　　
　　Contents
　　
　　THE $30,000 BEQUEST
　　A DOG’S TALE
　　WAS IT HEAVEN? OR HELL?
　　THE CALIFORNIAN’S TALE
　　A HELPLESS SITUATION
　　A TELEPHONIC CONVERSATION
　　EDWARD MILLS AND GEORGE BENTON: A TALE . . .
　　SAINT JOAN OF ARC
　　THE FIVE BOONS OF LIFE
　　THE FIRST WRITING-MACHINES
　　ITALIAN WITHOUT A MASTER
　　ITALIAN WITH GRAMMAR
　　A BURLESQUE BIOGRAPHY
　　GENERAL WASHINGTON’S NEGRO BODY-SERVANT . .
　　WIT INSPIRATIONS OF THE “TWO-YEAR-OLDS”
　　AN ENTERTAINING ARTICLE
　　A LETTER TO THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
　　AMENDED OBITUARIES
　　A MONUMENT TO ADAM
　　A HUMANE WORD FROM SATAN
　　INTRODUCTION TO “THE NEW GUIDE OF THE CONVERSATION IN PORTUGUESE AND ENGLISH”
　　ADVICE TO LITTLE GIRLS
　　POST-MORTEM POETRY
　　A DECEPTION
　　THE DANGER OF LYING IN BED
　　PORTRAIT OF KING WILLIAM III
　　DOES THE RACE OF MAN LOVE A LORD?
　　EVE’S DIARY
　　THE INVALID’S STORY
　　THE CAPTAIN’S STORY
　　MARK TWAIN: A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH
　　IN MEMORIAM
　　THE BELATED RUSSIAN PASSPORT
　　TWO LITTLE TALES
　　_ DIPLOMATIC PAY AND CLOTHES
　　EXTRACTS FROM ADAM S DIARY
　　THE DEATH DISK
　　A DOUBLE-BARRELLED DETECTIVE STORY