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nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-28 22:50:32 Post subject: 终极无聊故事

终极无聊故事之一他骑车去上班红领带白衬衫路见她极漂亮不断回头看车把一扭被救护车压死了 ========== 之二我前天刚死为救一只蚂蚁没有追悼会没人三鞠躬说爱我那人，几滴泪淹死了那只蚂蚁 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

半溪明月
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Posted: 2007-09-29 00:33:53 Post subject:

荒诞夸张,终极搞笑,笑一笑十年少,国庆大假愉快~

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Posted: 2007-09-29 07:39:01 Post subject:

节日快乐！ _________________ 踏过废墟,走来 http://blog.sina.com.cn/m/weiyurong

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Posted: 2007-09-29 21:26:19 Post subject:

你去死算了,这样的破玩儿也拿出来,20岁时你是怎么大学毕业的不要说我,我的诗可以不好,我是平庸之辈嘛 _________________ http://blog.sina.com.cn/sowhy

nobody
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Posted: 2007-09-29 22:43:47 Post subject:

哈哈，记得有首歌叫小丑，说是用我的辛酸化作喜悦，呈现给你。连小丑的本事也没有，但如果可以让大家都自我感觉好一下，也算功德啊？哈哈。可别跟我比平庸，赢不了，好胜。谁说我大学毕业了，明明是肄业。大家节日快乐，快乐，快快乐。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

刘雨萍
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Posted: 2007-09-30 11:57:22 Post subject:

老兄幽默. 问好 _________________ 隔海抒情

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Posted: 2007-09-30 19:53:02 Post subject:

幽默，冷冷的。问好。 _________________ 我的博客：http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1251343504

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Posted: 2007-09-30 20:49:21 Post subject:

喜欢2, 耐品

jemmy
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Posted: 2007-10-01 00:36:10 Post subject:

看第一首火冒,没留神第二首 nobody,到底有没有人真爱你?一天这么陶醉,不是失恋了空幻出来的吧? _________________ http://blog.sina.com.cn/sowhy

nobody
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Posted: 2007-10-01 15:22:00 Post subject:

我啊，这么陶醉，也不是吧。大家快乐我就快乐。私下里自己不快乐没关系，不熏到别人就好了。不把自己看得很重。也没时间为自己长吁短叹。唯一无条件真爱我不变的，就是神。人之间的爱，总是有条件的，变化的，不是最重要的。这两种爱是整数和小数之分。整数不变，小数变来变去，影响总不是很大。有没有，真不真，也差不了太多。对了，曾经写过两句：“虚情假意，亦能打动我“。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

jemmy
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Posted: 2007-10-01 15:53:24 Post subject:

(大笑)不是打动你,是你根基本来不太地道 _________________ http://blog.sina.com.cn/sowhy

nobody
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Posted: 2007-10-01 16:13:54 Post subject:

还好吧，哈哈。有贼心，也有贼胆，就是没有贼时间。纯熟玩笑。应该是三无。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

jemmy
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Posted: 2007-10-01 16:33:09 Post subject:

违禁产品 _________________ http://blog.sina.com.cn/sowhy

nobody
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Posted: 2007-10-02 00:15:32 Post subject:

忘了感谢以上其他各位的捧场，和王顾左右而言他的点评。明白了。。。记住了。人家好不容易在厕所湿了一下，保证不了不臭，但至少保证了不长。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

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Posted: 2007-10-02 15:44:17 Post subject:

终极无聊故事之一他骑车去上班红领带白衬衫路见她极漂亮不断回头看车把一扭被救护车压死了这个教训一辈子也忘不了，好人的诗。问好、远握。

nobody
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Posted: 2007-10-03 07:56:25 Post subject:

谢谢新华。能救一个人，就功莫大焉。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

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Posted: 2007-10-03 22:26:12 Post subject:

之二，有点意思，夸张荒诞，风趣可读。两节愉快 _________________ 《北美枫》司马策风文集 http://www.maplereview.org/best.php?t=8676

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Posted: 2007-10-04 00:14:34 Post subject:

nobody wrote:

忘了感谢以上其他各位的捧场，和王顾左右而言他的点评。明白了。。。记住了。 Laughing

人家好不容易在厕所湿了一下，保证不了不臭，但至少保证了不长。 Laughing

呵呵，把你以前发的又删掉的拿出来晾晾，让我们拜读下～ Very Happy

nobody
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Posted: 2007-10-04 15:42:08 Post subject:

多谢司马和明月。开始忙了，以后再晾吧，都是老东东，自己看了都烦。有股时间的味道。 _________________ I'm nobody! Who are you?

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Posted: 2007-10-05 07:07:11 Post subject:

nobody wrote:

多谢司马和明月。
开始忙了，以后再晾吧，都是老东东，自己看了都烦。有股时间的味道。

那些诗，像虫子爬在心上，让人心痒痒的，还是晒出来算了，扭扭捏捏的，大姑娘上轿啊～ Very Happy

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