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千万别给人说我在骗人
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PostPosted: 2007-08-22 02:50:21    Post subject: 千万别给人说我在骗人 Reply with quote

您们知道吗?俺是公安,每天晚上跟匪徒周旋搏斗,昨晚俺生病了,高烧49度半,就这样俺坚持到最后,迎来了黎明,因为俺是公安吗,公安就是人民的公仆,俺心里就这么清楚职责所在,所以等俺回到房子的时候已经处于昏迷状态,俺都记不得了是怎么找到那个诊所的,等医生给俺挂吊针时俺都不知身在何方,庆幸的是俺小命保住了,头脑恢复了明亮清醒。等俺醒过来之后医生对俺说,你哭了,眼角挂满了泪花,接着说你终于脱离了危险,我很高兴。其实他不知道俺是怎么醒来的,俺就把这个秘密告诉大家,因为好长时间处在高烧期间,所以好久没有来论坛发帖子,今天病一好当然高兴,所以写一下,就这样请看下回分解

我在昏迷的时候梦到了很多钱向我跑来,我高兴的手舞足蹈,正在这时阎王爷和牛头马面拿着招魂帖来对我说你这家伙该来向我报道了,我说阎王爷啊阎王爷我还没结婚哩,嗯!阎王爷听了我的话愣了一下说,你没结婚管我的屁事,阎王爷说完就指挥牛头马面来索我的性命,这时奇迹出现了,就这样请看下回分解

突然……….。刚挂完吊针,口有些渴,让我喝些水与大家细细道来。突然跑到我身边的钱,突然开口对我说,有钱能使鬼推磨,这样我开窍了,顺手就是美金没完没了的给,这时阎王爷眉开眼笑,对我说这怎么行呢,这违反了地狱的管理制度了,我大胆的说没事,钱吗纸吗,不要客气 花!阎王爷这时恨劲的把钱往兜子里塞,我接着又说钱吗,王八蛋吗,花完了再挣吗,嘿嘿…….大家知道阎王爷怎么样呢,就这样且看下回分解。

怎么说呢,挂了个针胳膊到现在还疼呢,我真的没有忘记论坛上的朋友们呢,我知道您们都是有钱的人,从来不关心我,嘿嘿…….。其实我希望大家看了我的故事,能开心的祝福我,早日康复,身体健康,生活愉快,事事顺心 ,早日结婚,青春永驻。就这么多,不知道大家愿意不愿意呢,我在生病的这段时间里,都想着您们呢,不知道你们想不想我呀,幸亏我现在平安无事,要是我一命呜呼,操!俺都见不到您们了,难道我没把你们当朋友看吗,是不是嫌俺没钱呢,谈到钱接着与大家讲解下回。

话说阎王爷听了我的话,如鱼得水,大打出手,可谓狼吞虎咽,就把我的美金装呀装呀,连同牛头马面都把身体装成了个钱山,那阎王爷更不用说了,都看不见路了,我接着对阎王爷说,君子不强人好难,你带我入地狱吧,阎王爷说,算了算了,哪里有手脚带你呢,这时我不知怎么了聪明起来,大声对阎王爷说,这不行的,我不能连累你呢,这时阎王爷沉住了气片刻说,看起来你是个好人,我不能把好人带入地狱,嗯……。他接着说,我要给你添寿命八千年。故事到这就算到了尾声

但我有个严重的问题在困扰我,您们想八千年的寿命,俺要娶多少媳妇,俺要生多少小孩,俺要挣多少钱呢,俺要为大家的子孙后代写多少笑话呢,这还不算困难,困难是那么多子孙后代,你叫我一天站着还是躺着,走路还是坐轿,这搞不好他们一耍小脾气你叫我哄哪个是好呢,这说不定他们打起架来,把俺给气死呢,唉!俺正对这件事发愁呢,好吧!让我想一下,再跟大家说这些鸡毛蒜皮的家常琐事。就此机会大家跟我看完结尾吧!

阎王爷把话说完我就醒来了,哈哈……….。就这么简单,我醒来之后对医生说,我梦到了很多钱都是我的,一高兴就流泪了,那当然病好得快呀,医生听了我的话也高兴的笑了,大家笑了么。

寡人开始喜欢钱了,不知道为什么呀!等下回进一步落实告知。
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PostPosted: 2007-08-22 03:26:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

怎么回事呢,网页打不开啊
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PostPosted: 2007-08-22 03:26:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

怎么回事呢,网页打不开啊
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PostPosted: 2007-08-22 09:48:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

没问题 ya Smile

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PostPosted: 2007-08-23 07:22:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

祝福一言,早日康复,身体健康,生活愉快,事事顺心 ,早日结婚,青春永驻。 Very Happy
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PostPosted: 2007-08-23 18:11:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

唉,你看咱这人太老实了,才骗了一个人的祝福呢,多么可怜啊。
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PostPosted: 2007-08-24 03:24:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

一言 wrote:
唉,你看咱这人太老实了,才骗了一个人的祝福呢,多么可怜啊。


祝福怎么能说是骗呢?我是真心祝福你的 Very Happy
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PostPosted: 2007-08-25 05:12:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

愿你多做几回梦,梦想变成钱
愿你早日恢复身体健康,让祝福伴你永远。

问好~~~~~
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