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两个富翁
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PostPosted: 2007-07-21 18:28:04    Post subject: 两个富翁 Reply with quote

两个富翁,闲的无聊,打赌取乐。
甲对乙说:“你若把地上的一滩狗屎吃了,我给你100万。”100万!不是个小数目,乙真的就把狗屎吃了,得到了100万。稍后,乙觉得恶心难忍,心说:我又不缺钱,何苦遭这份儿罪,分明是甲在捉弄我。于是,他强作笑颜对甲说:“你若把另一滩狗屎吃了,我也给你100万。”甲正在为转瞬失去的100万而心疼呢,现听乙这么一说,机会来了,也同样吃了一滩狗屎,把100万又挣了回去。
又过了一会儿,乙似乎悟出点什么,对甲说:“你我什么也没得到,却无端每人吃了一滩屎。”甲听后沉吟半晌,说:“不然。国家的GDP由此而增加了200万。”

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PostPosted: 2007-07-28 08:33:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

哈哈~~~~``````
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PostPosted: 2007-08-09 09:24:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fly away
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PostPosted: 2007-08-17 07:46:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

怀疑这两人是怎么赚钱的.
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