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愚人节 APRIL FOOL'S DAY

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Posted: 2007-04-03 12:33:37 Post subject: 愚人节 APRIL FOOL'S DAY

愚人节四月来临在我办公桌上留了张条子『打电话给施先生─ 紧急！！！』我连忙照著号码拨通了电话对方说『很抱歉狮先生不能来听电话他被关在笼子里呢！』我还来不及撂下话筒她压抑不住的笑声已从电话里跳了出来一口咬下我的耳朵溅了我一脸的血然后它扑向我那无辜的办公室伙伴我无能为力只有眼睁睁看着他翻腾打滚终于，天可怜见，活活笑死 APRIL FOOL'S DAY April arrived with a message on my desk "Call Mr. Lyon─ Urgent!!!" I dialed the number "Sorry Mr. Lion can’t come to the phone right now He is in the CAGE!" Before I could put down my phone her unsuppressible laugh jumped out of the line and bit off my ear, splashing blood all over my face It then attacked my innocent officemate I stood by helplessly and watched him roll about and eventually die of laughter _________________ 欢迎访问<非马艺术世界> http://feima.yidian.org/bmz.htm

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Posted: 2007-04-03 15:03:44 Post subject:

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Posted: 2007-04-03 16:21:10 Post subject:

谢谢和平岛。问好！ _________________ 欢迎访问<非马艺术世界> http://feima.yidian.org/bmz.htm

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Posted: 2007-04-04 10:45:15 Post subject: Re: 愚人节 APRIL FOOL'S DAY

非马 wrote:

愚人节

我还来不及撂下话筒
她压抑不住的笑声已从电话里
跳了出来
一口咬下我的耳朵
溅了我一脸的血

精彩!
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（在不斷的審醜裡終將建立起新的審美）

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Posted: 2007-04-11 21:50:53 Post subject:

我还来不及撂下话筒她压抑不住的笑声已从电话里跳了出来一口咬下我的耳朵溅了我一脸的血 ——动感十足！学习 _________________ 地址: 054001 河北省邢台市天一城8-1-703 　苏晓东。博客：http://blog.sina.com.cn/a10z90

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Posted: 2007-04-12 06:29:21 Post subject:

问博弈,奥冬两位好！谢谢阅读。 _________________ 欢迎访问<非马艺术世界> http://feima.yidian.org/bmz.htm

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Posted: 2007-04-24 08:53:46 Post subject:

越读越有味

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Posted: 2007-05-24 01:52:50 Post subject:

能把简单的愚人节玩笑写得如此鲜活生动，妙极！

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Posted: 2007-05-25 03:06:54 Post subject:

谢谢白水，草原牧歌的阅评。 _________________ 欢迎访问<非马艺术世界> http://feima.yidian.org/bmz.htm

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