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你是怎么样的男人
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PostPosted: 2007-05-23 18:55:35    Post subject: 你是怎么样的男人 Reply with quote

一等男人家外有家,二等男人家外有花,三等男人家外找花,四等男人下班回家,五等男人老婆不回家,六等男人找不着家,七等男人跳楼自杀。

.一等男人花女人钱,二等男人花赢的钱,三等男人花偷的钱,四等男人花工资钱,五等男人花老婆钱。

.天涯何处无芳草,要找别在单位找。本来数量就不多,何况质量也不好!

.笨笨男人+笨笨女人=结婚;笨笨男人+聪明女人=离婚;聪明男人+笨笨女人=婚外情;聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫爱情。

.太太出门要跟从,太太命令要服从,太太错了要盲从;太太化妆要等得,太太生日要记得,太太花钱要舍得,太太打骂要忍得。

.初见倾心,再见痴心。终日费心,欲得芳心。煞费苦心,想得催心。难道你心,不懂我心
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PostPosted: 2007-05-23 21:31:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 2007-05-23 22:53:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

。。。。。。。。。。 Embarassed
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PostPosted: 2007-05-23 23:21:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

哈哈,不错啊,签名上的网站也不错。谢谢分享。。
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PostPosted: 2007-05-23 23:27:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

呵呵,不谢.你真有眼力啊, Laughing
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