【原创汉英双语诗】女士懒惰（The lady is lazy）

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女士懒惰

女士懒惰
男士劳作（忙碌）
女士睡觉
男士工作
女士哭着
男士笑着
女士总是要钱
男士就像个猴哥




The lady is lazy

The lady is lazy,
The gentleman is busy.
The lady is sleeping,
The gentleman is working.
The lady is crying,
The gentleman is laughing.
The lady always asks for money,
The gentleman just like a monkey.
(注：末句英语老师一般都会视为病句，查过《英汉牛津双解辞典》就知道只是普通用法。另外郑重声明，这只是搞笑，并不是针对女同胞）

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