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PostPosted: 2008-01-08 02:39:52    Post subject: 貢獻一則事實 Reply with quote


台湾十数年来各项发展呈现减缓或停滞现象,电影产业尤甚,几乎到了不下猛药不足以生存的地步。产业界忧心忡忡,大佬们于是邀请各界人士,寓意群策群力共商起死回生之方案。

一时众星云集,产、官、学界甚至工商贤达、社会名流、财经要角齐聚一堂,近百人分组讨论、小组餐会、资金筹募,好不繁荣!

讨论结果一一拍板定案,资金募集也远超出预期估算;唯一一项议案迟迟未能达成决议,那就是选出近年来台湾演技最好的演员,来演出首部和议巨作!

各派人士意见分歧,多方人马僵持不下!各种方式用尽仍然未能服众,几近上演立法院全武行大戏!这时候我站出来高声一呼!‘由电脑决定!’电脑都可以选花生,选个最佳演员有何难处?

经过大会一致附合,现场架起世界最大电脑屏幕,当然由台湾面板几家大厂一同赞助,并准备缔造全新的金氏世界纪录!数十工作人员分别于各大搜寻引擎输入关键字:台湾,最佳演员、最佳演技、杰出表演等等无关正反派角色的中性字词。统计结果出炉,答案揭晓:

陈水扁!

现场虽然一阵错愕!仍然一致起立鼓掌通过,掌声连绵数十分钟不止!

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PostPosted: 2008-01-08 03:02:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmileSmile
谢盗盗。好不?
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PostPosted: 2008-01-08 03:30:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

悠子 wrote:
SmileSmile
谢盗盗。好不?


好不!啥意思?倒裝句?
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PostPosted: 2008-01-08 05:07:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

当然不是倒装, 跟你需要倒吗?
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PostPosted: 2008-01-08 07:30:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

看到一半 , 想到陈水扁, 还真是 Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 2008-01-08 23:39:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="悠子"]当然不是倒装, 跟你需要倒吗?[/quote]

要!俺盜盜~
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PostPosted: 2008-01-08 23:41:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="nobody"]Laughing Laughing Laughing

看到一半 , 想到陈水扁, 还真是 Laughing Laughing[/quote]

兩結論:

1-俺鋪的梗差勁!

2-您與阿扁心有靈犀!搞個部長做做去。
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PostPosted: 2008-01-09 00:27:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="詩盜喜裸評"]
兩結論:

1-俺鋪的梗差勁!

2-您與阿扁心有靈犀!搞個部長做做去。[/quote]

哈哈。主要是水扁兄太强。脸皮实在厚,不得奥斯卡都亏了他。 Laughing
它已经是国际巨星了。

它的部长可不敢做。兔死狗烹的下场。
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PostPosted: 2008-01-09 00:30:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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PostPosted: 2008-01-09 01:22:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

您誤會他了!其實他的面皮特薄,它是使用了俺研發的厚皮面霜!哈哈~世界專利喔,特優惠本壇成員一律九折計價!數量有限,市場搶手,欲購從速!
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PostPosted: 2008-01-09 01:24:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="半溪明月"]Very Happy[/quote]

半兄!惜墨如金的成語可是特別為您創造的?
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