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鱼* 渔
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PostPosted: 2007-11-14 22:25:57    Post subject: 鱼* 渔 Reply with quote

鱼* 渔

说来惭愧. 为人妻, 母, 虽烧得一手好菜常听友人夸奖, 孰不知如果离了幕后那位帮着杀生的丈夫, 偶尔还敢端上桌的所谓生猛海鲜, 统统是超市抓来的急冻的死尸而已.
时逢丈夫又要回国公干, 笑曰:” 还不学学杀生?” 生来也是好吃之人, 犹豫再三, 决定弃佛拾刀. 超市拎回活鱼, 交给先生, 闭眼, 只听”砰砰” 两声, 他说:”睁眼吧, 先帮你拍死了. 记着, 下次先劏鳞, 再杀. 那样会更好吃.” “WHAT? MY GOD” 他笑: ‘WHAT WHAT? 你以为好吃是怎么来的?” 战惊惊拿刀, 劏鳞, 剖肚, 熟油, 下锅, 葱,姜, 酒, 蒜 各味作料一应俱全, 热腾腾端上桌来, 却食欲全无.
某日安大略湖畔赏枫, 见有渔夫悠然垂钓. 鱼饵于钩, 入水, 不一会工夫, 鱼儿上钩, 嘴角渗血, 眼睛水汪汪的, 也不知是不是泪? 这没脑子的东西, 死到临头, 竟也让人生出些许怜悯. 忍不住问渔夫: “是否也钓海豚?” 怕找骂, 问罢速转身而逃. 片刻, 身后传来大笑. 回首, 见渔夫又抛银线, 身边的那条找死的鱼却没了踪影.
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冷巉
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PostPosted: 2007-11-15 03:43:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

阿弥佗佛。
不过我早已闻到香味。
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雪域公主
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PostPosted: 2007-11-16 07:56:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

国内买鱼都给收拾好了,但肯定没有现收拾做起来香。
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荷梦
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PostPosted: 2007-11-17 00:03:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

总记得第一次弄那活物是它弹跳得我心打颤,但久了,也麻木了。
难得白水还存这样的佛心。
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kokho
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PostPosted: 2007-11-18 11:16:46    Post subject: Reply with quote



白水可爱 :)

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白水
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PostPosted: 2007-11-20 18:46:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

冷巉 wrote:
阿弥佗佛。
不过我早已闻到香味。


小馋猫 Razz
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白水
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PostPosted: 2007-11-20 18:48:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

雪域公主 wrote:
国内买鱼都给收拾好了,但肯定没有现收拾做起来香。


国外也只是华人超市有卖活鱼, 你若要求也给收拾.
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PostPosted: 2007-11-20 18:50:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

荷梦 wrote:
总记得第一次弄那活物是它弹跳得我心打颤,但久了,也麻木了。
难得白水还存这样的佛心。


问好荷梦. 也是由此而生的感悟吧.
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PostPosted: 2007-11-20 18:53:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

kokho wrote:


白水可爱 :)

。。


笑我笨呢? 是有点. 今天就作海鱼(肯定死了)手指头还被它咬破了 Embarassed
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PostPosted: 2007-11-27 10:45:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

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美女玉手 多多保重 Smile
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PostPosted: 2007-11-27 20:34:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

kokho wrote:
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美女玉手 多多保重 Smile


KOK, 又拿我开心 Embarassed ANYWAY, 谢谢你的关心. 问好
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