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[灌水]<卧春>----<我蠢>

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Posted: 2007-04-20 08:30:12 Post subject: [灌水]<卧春>----<我蠢>

语文老师朗读如下: 《卧春》暗梅幽闻花，卧枝伤恨底，遥闻卧似水，易透达春绿。岸似绿，岸似透绿，岸似透黛绿。有位学生听写如下: 《我蠢》俺没有文化我智商很低，要问我是谁，一头大蠢驴。俺是驴，俺是头驴，俺是头呆驴 _________________ 一只秋天里的风铃，尽情的感受风的吹拂。摇曳中，让风有了色彩，有了声音，更有了自己的形象；

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Posted: 2007-04-20 08:30:48 Post subject:

先灌了再说! _________________ 一只秋天里的风铃，尽情的感受风的吹拂。摇曳中，让风有了色彩，有了声音，更有了自己的形象；

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Posted: 2007-04-20 08:43:29 Post subject:

《灌水歌》灌水不在先后反正我是第一牛不怕水牛过河也灌过江也灌灌灌灌你看那一泡黄水从长江的尾巴一直翘到黄河的源头谁说谁死了心谁妄言谁就是白什么我现在还没张口就灌了一大口海水从太平洋到太平洋我就站在中间站着就是权力灌水就是真理天上人间地狱 _________________ 为网友服务: 端茶倒水勤打扫!

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Posted: 2007-04-20 08:59:54 Post subject:

灌水不在先后岂敢称雄独霸鱼儿不怕水在河也是灌在海也是灌灌灌灌才将头儿放长江尾儿已将大洋翻我妄言戏称"蛋白质"女人且将坛友淹没再续南极冰川飘着是姿态真理就是灌水 _________________ 一只秋天里的风铃，尽情的感受风的吹拂。摇曳中，让风有了色彩，有了声音，更有了自己的形象；

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Posted: 2007-04-20 09:48:56 Post subject:

让我想起 yesterday once more _________________ 为网友服务: 端茶倒水勤打扫!

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Posted: 2007-04-20 11:07:51 Post subject:

一头牛忽然闯入论坛一个正而八经的论坛那些只知埋头发诗的人, 外加刚刚从泥壳里爬出来的老学究躲闪不及空中狼烟四起唾沫星乱溅这些它都可以不管一头刚刚穿透迷雾的牛迎着朝阳竖起了它闪电式的犄角一头吃青草的水牛一头连吃草都能挤出奶水的牛翻起了冲天大浪那些呛水的人那些不灌水的诗人已无路逃遁一个死气沉沉的坛子因为牛的忽然出现露出洁白的象牙: 今天灌了没有代替吃了没有的恶习 _________________ 为网友服务: 端茶倒水勤打扫!

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Posted: 2007-04-20 22:39:45 Post subject:

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让我想起
yesterday once more
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小可不懂英文,请先翻译成俺能看懂的,谢谢!
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Posted: 2007-04-21 06:06:01 Post subject:

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hepingdao wrote:

让我想起
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小可不懂英文,请先翻译成俺能看懂的,谢谢!

昨日重现

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Posted: 2007-04-21 08:04:05 Post subject:

往事如烟,兄看开些哈! 给你块糖糖,不哭哈! _________________ 一只秋天里的风铃，尽情的感受风的吹拂。摇曳中，让风有了色彩，有了声音，更有了自己的形象；

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Posted: 2007-04-21 08:06:55 Post subject:

我现在变成头牛呀一路冲牛只吃草喝露水不吃糖 _________________ 为网友服务: 端茶倒水勤打扫!

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Posted: 2007-04-21 08:43:44 Post subject:

就是要你改变习惯,直至改变基因 _________________ 一只秋天里的风铃，尽情的感受风的吹拂。摇曳中，让风有了色彩，有了声音，更有了自己的形象；

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Posted: 2007-04-21 08:45:43 Post subject:

最终改变成一只"小银鼠"! _________________ 一只秋天里的风铃，尽情的感受风的吹拂。摇曳中，让风有了色彩，有了声音，更有了自己的形象；

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Posted: 2007-04-21 11:02:27 Post subject:

你要我钻地道呀 _________________ 为网友服务: 端茶倒水勤打扫!

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Posted: 2007-04-21 22:08:01 Post subject:

哈哈,地道战可是我党的经典战术呢! _________________ 一只秋天里的风铃，尽情的感受风的吹拂。摇曳中，让风有了色彩，有了声音，更有了自己的形象；

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Posted: 2007-04-21 23:41:40 Post subject:

鼓励灌水 http://oson.ca/cpoetry/counts.php _________________ 为网友服务: 端茶倒水勤打扫!

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Posted: 2007-04-22 10:06:52 Post subject:

从开始就看这帖子，总想出点新样，现在放弃了　惭愧的低头走过。。

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Posted: 2007-04-22 20:35:38 Post subject:

这就放弃了。。。。。。

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