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在申城说笑话(上海行组诗之十八)
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PostPosted: 2009-03-27 18:47:36    Post subject: 在申城说笑话(上海行组诗之十八) Reply with quote

在申城说笑话(上海行组诗之十八)
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山城子

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堵 车

我赶着内弟的骡子车颠上了高架
畅流立刻僵死
司机都从车窗伸出惊愕如长颈鹿
张开急迫如河马
前后无数牙齿合拢而来
先咬骡子 后嚼胶皮轱辘
格兹格兹 格兹格兹
我吓得丢掉鞭子遁入地下


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购 房

90平==250万 花园居宅
小樱花开得温柔顾盼娴雅
老伴说咱若是能买就好了
我说或可来个一百年冬眠 咱俩
积攒社保 说做就做
很信心地背靠背从瑜伽进入
儿子等在世纪的那一端追踪计算
说爹呀娘呀醒醒:只够买一平


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美 容

老伴滞后细看桃花 我回头看她
不留神掉进一个临街的美容门面
十多个女孩美容师一式几近三点
不由分说架到楼上说只有三张呀
那就一张拔光胡子
那两张咯咯… 就一边一个印吧
呵呵,出来时正迎住老伴
她说:那桃花咋开到你腮上来了

2009-03-28于上海
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PostPosted: 2009-03-27 18:49:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy 我晕 Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 2009-03-28 03:58:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

趣味横生 却给人思考 学习
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PostPosted: 2009-03-28 16:24:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

白水 Moonlight wrote:
Very Happy Very Happy 我晕 Laughing Laughing


别呀!——笑一笑,十年少!
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PostPosted: 2009-03-28 16:26:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

莞君 wrote:
趣味横生 却给人思考 学习

问好莞君!——好长时间没相遇了!
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PostPosted: 2009-03-28 17:49:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

简练。握兄。
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PostPosted: 2009-03-28 22:28:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

山城子老师的诗歌越来越有情趣,很生活,很讽刺。
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PostPosted: 2009-03-29 15:46:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

李长空 wrote:
简练。握兄。


问好长空!!!
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PostPosted: 2009-03-29 15:48:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

杯中冲浪 wrote:
山城子老师的诗歌越来越有情趣,很生活,很讽刺。


——谢谢冲浪的鼓励!!
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PostPosted: 2009-03-29 16:52:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

这上海让老师每天都有发现~谐趣,讽刺~愉快!
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