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参赛诗作——玫瑰花和炸鸡腿
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PostPosted: 2007-02-12 16:53:42    Post subject: 参赛诗作——玫瑰花和炸鸡腿 Reply with quote

情人节的前夕,朋友问我
你给妻子买玫瑰花还是炸鸡腿
我笑了笑回答,还是炸鸡腿吧
玫瑰花哪有炸鸡腿实惠

回到家,我问妻子
你是要玫瑰花还是炸鸡腿
她想了想回答,玫瑰花到是挺浪漫的
还是炸鸡腿吧,一朵玫瑰就可以换两根鸡腿
两根鸡腿就可以做咱三口人晚餐的美味

情人节过了,我才想起来
我既没记得买玫瑰也没记得炸鸡腿
妻子也没再提起过,到是儿子
用压岁钱给他妈买了一瓶洗发水

写到这里我真的好惭愧
我这个吃地瓜长大的农民的儿子
不懂的浪漫该怪谁

可老婆说,没买玫瑰不要紧
我知道你不买鸡腿是帮我减肥
端洗脚水就免了吧今晚罚你给我捶捶腿
一边捶腿一边悔,这样的老婆多好啊
明年一定给她买九朵玫瑰外加八条炸鸡腿
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